A look at Transformers, old and new

I started writing these little rambles on the TFW2005 forums as a way to entertain myself. I'd started taking a few photos the modern Titans Return Titan Master toys alongside the old G1 figures they were based on. It kind of snowballed from there and suddenly I was writing a 700-1000 word comparison review to…

Inferno

I should like Inferno more than I do. He featured in two of my favourite mid-to-late Furman TF:UK stories, the apocalyptic 'Legacy of Unicron', where he went out like a total hero, and the smaller, more intimate 'Firebug', a story that really struck a chord for me. He was even a Wrecker, for Heaven's sake.…

Huffer

So the thing I don't get is how can someone who's menat to be that grumpy have such a cheerful colourscheme? Something ain't right here, man! To be fair, I never really got to see this trait played out in the comics. But I didn't really get to see Huffer do much of anything in…

Cyclonus

You know, I don't think I actually saw Transformers: The Movie until 1987. Maybe January, maybe February. Whenever the VHS came out. I had the little Ladybird story book and the UK 'Collected Comics', but I don't think I got those until maybe December 1986. By which time, Target:2006 had concluded, with all it's twists…

Optimus Primal

So we all know how Optimus Prime works. The big guy. Wise, noble, and deeply respected by his troops. The grand archetype of 'the hero'. Optimus Primal, instead, was a middle management dude who had absolutely no control over his subordinates and was not someone you'd be likely to describe as wise. Heroic for sure,…

BW Megatron

"Go on" What? "Say it" Say what? "You know..." Oh, come on, man. This is meant to be a serious endeavour. Not some fucking crowd pleasing Punch and Judy show where I say the catchphrase and you all honk and applaud like a bunch of (badly) trained seals! Have some self respect "Yeah, but say…

Blackarachnia

For me, Blackarachnia has one of the more interesting story arcs within the Beast Wars cartoon. A Maximal protoform turned Predacon, but forever scheming against Megatron. Eventually moving past her 'looking out for number 1' nature due to her relationship with Silverbolt to become an integral part of the Primal's team. For a show that…

Warpath

BLAM! KAPOWEEE! WAZINGA! ARIGATA-MEIWAKU! Aye, whatever. You know I didn't watch much of the cartoon. Come on, man. Don't make me go through this again. "Well, you should watch it. Warpath doesn't even have a character in the comics." I'll take your second point. For the vast majority of his appearances (Note to self: can…

Cheetor

So, here we are. It's been a long time coming, with some of the community feeling the wait more acutely. Beast Wars is happening in the Generations line. Not a smattering of characters as part of a larger line or a fan poll winner who many felt was produced sorta reluctantly. The cast of the…

The Coneheads

Ah, the Coneheads! Simultaneously more interesting and more boring than the '84 Seekers. So bland were the characters that I still have to do a bit of a think to remember the difference between Ramjet and Dirge. Still, check the fancy wings out! These guys were practically Decepticon red shirts in the comic. Even letting…

Runabout and Runamuck

I can't separate these two out. Like Tweedledee and Tweedledum, or -to be more on the nose- Beavis and Butthead, these guys live and die as a double act. I mean, do they even have distinct personalities? Would it matter if they did? I was first introduced to this pair of endearing goofballs in the…